IS BACK...........COMING SOON!

Happy Birthday dad, theses days that used to be happy days of celebrations are hard and worsens as the good memory of the past comes over and over. I miss you so much. When I think of you I remember how weak I am. You are the only one with mum who make me feel that way.

Today is a holiday in France, which celebrates, the armistice of may 8,1945, the day in which Germans capitulated.While France is at a starting point of a new era, with a new president in vacation in Porto Vecchio, in Corse, and after 4 months of emotions related to the elections, the French and his president are today having and deserved a rest. France is the country that welcomed my father, when life has been nasty to him, France is the country that adopted my father, that permited my father to grow up and helped my father to support my uncles and aunts. France is the country thanks to which my father became "someone", more than giving him an identity, France gave him a status. France is the country thanks to which my father met my mother and finally France is the country in which I was born and grew up. France gave me a culture and an education. France is a beautiful country, with an incredibly rich past, France in addition of being a leader in cosmetic, fashion, food, disposes of one of the most beautiful and important language in the international diplomaty by english side.
All the beauty France natyrally has, has been stolen by the former politicans, neglecting France and French needs. The controversed Nicolas Sarkozy, the way he is presenting hisideas, is gonna give us back what we deserve, dream or reality, lie or truth, utopia or reality, all will appear and be evident with time, because it is not enough to say it, Sarkozy has to be pragmatic or leave the country to a competant person. But I belive in Sarkozy's France and I have no doubt he's gonna respect his engagements.

Nicolas Sarkozy is officially our president for the next 5 years, this very controversed person is admired for his fine talking and pertinent ideas, but isn't liked because he doesn't respect his engagements. However this year, the elections were quite easy to win, the other candidates had no revolutionay ideas to get France off the ravine in which it is, debts, misorganizations, high unemployement, high taxes, lack of securiy etc....The real competition was Sarkozy against himself, he is so straight up, harsh,also, he gives the impression of being passionnated but not pragmatic that's what make him be so not popular, our bad memories of him as a minister makes us wonder wether he will be a good president, but when we look at the others candidates, we understand that from our pains we have to choose the least. So sarkozy isn't liked, France is going bad anyway, so whatever's gonna happen the best is that we'll be nicely supprised.

Today, officially, I started my sport! How it came to mind? No idea, I woke up this morning (or afternoon, don't exactly remember) saying "ok tonight I start!" ...and I started! I practiced during about 90minutes: bicycle and musculation. You feel great after, really, I even think I'm gonna go again in some hours. My goal is to loose 20kg, I know it sounds a lot, but I did it when I was younger, so why not now!(I'll censore any comment saying because you are older!) Stopping smocking just killed my silhouette, damn it!However I'm happy to have stopped. It just yellow your teeth, make you more vulnerable to microbes, put you in a kind of dependence to nicotine, and not only do you pay for that, but you also pay a kind of rent for the best death ever. Well taking weight isn't good I agree, but I work on that to get my nice silhouette back, and enter in my jeans again...this world is finally all just about apparences, isn' it...

Levi's parce que je le vaux bien...

Do you belive in god? Second part, Mr or Ms, invinse...an unexpected guest, reacted to the message that talks about religion. Religion being such a matter of debate today I would like to discuss it again and speak my mind on the topic. (Of course invinse your are welcome to participate again :) there isn't any quota for guests here :)). I believe today people think less and less about god and more and more about their vacations or their wages. I don't blame these people, it's just that life became so hard these days that we sometimes need to escape and have some good time thanks to vacations, something we can't have without money; which quickly becomes a vicious circle, with death as an end; but then what's waiting for these people (me included of course), heaven or hell? How do god decide a person should go to heaven or not? According to a majority of religion (2/3): jewish and muslim one, if you eat pork you go to hell, so please just imagine the situation you are born in a Christian family, who taught you important values such as to respect and help the others, but this family being Christian didn't teach you not to eat pork, so you've been eating pork all your life, you also have been a model of humanity, but when your life came to an end, that you come in front of god, (I apology to speak in the name of god, how ever narcisic I can be I could never do that, it's just I need to do it, to show the ridicule of the situation), god will tell you, that despite the fact you have been a model in fairness and humanity you can't go to heaven because you've been eating pork...C'mon be reasonable!It's a nonsense! I could give examples that way by thousands and hundreds (yeah thousands and hundred, I never do things normally), but my goal now, it to try to make people understand we are not in earth to pray god, love the people from our religion and neglect or kill the others, I may be mistaken but by behaving with humanity, loving people, and helping them you are having god in your heart at that moment. Believing in god is an attitude toward the human. What would be heaven if only good jewish or good christian or good muslim were there? We also would have good people in hell...while by theory hell is the place for evil people...So something isn't turning round here, I believe we'll find warm hearts in heaven and cold hearts in hell...modest point of view of a mortal...

My god! You all remember Erin Brockovich saying "you want my telephone number? 6 that's how old my daughter is, 8 is the age of my son and 16 the number of dollars I have in my bank account..." here I would describe this little girl Amilia Taylor in 3 numbers:
280,the number of grammes she was weighing at birth, 21 the number of weeks she stayed in her mother's stomach, 24 the number of centimeters long this premature baby was at birth. Jesus, as long as a pen!
Miracle of the medecine! God bless medecine! F*** my sensitivity that prevented me from becoming a doctor...This little thing, was born in october,in Florida, in an afro-american family, her life isn't in danger, in fact she left hospital these few days, to go in her new home sweet home, wishing her a long life....

Some weeks ago my university scheduled a visit at the museum of sex, I wondered if such a museum was usual, normal, to plan for a university,then I tried to relativize and remember I was in another country with other customs and thinking. As I generally try to adapt in my life and try to learn everyday, I accepted to go without any a priori. The appointement was at 11:00am, I was late (nothing new) , instead I came at 11:30am, I was affraid I woke up for nothing, but fortunately they were on the way to leave, joking, I added "this is exactly the definition of being just in time". The limousine was waiting for us, the truth is we had to run to get the train. We arrived quickly. We paid almost $10 with the discount, inside, how to say... I was excpecting to see erotism, sensual and carnal painting, images and videos, feelings, maybe a philosophical touch, pfffffffff, instead, it was animal, bestial, vulgar, stupid and porn (erotism and porn differentiate by the fact the first one has a story and feelings to share, they target on the beauty of a relation, it is sensual, porn targets on the sex no matter how vulgar it is, porn has one unique goal excitation). The museum is divided in 3 galleries, the first one, is about sado-masochism, it was horrible and disgusting, aggressive, bloody, stupid! The second gallery only had videos, porn videos to be precise, all kind, (they downloaded it on the internet?), masturbation, group, gay, racial....the last gallery showed books sex related, intelligent and beautiful images in 3D, and devices that will certainly replace men some days if they continue to behave with women that way...
Personnally I didn't see any organization in that museum, it kills the human civilization we hardly built, sex is no more that the extension of love, but of course this wasn't mentionned, and yet that's was differentiate us from the other animals....I thought they could teach us some interesting things like G. Bataille, in the book Madame Edwarda, said the orgasm was comparable to "la petite mort" meaning the small death. The french expression was kept in the english language. The reason of that description is that orgasm is a temporary moment of lack of desire, such as the death abolish definitely the lack of desire.
Well, in all cases, I wouldn't advice anyone to go there, except if you are interested by a museum of horror that reduces a human to a slave of his hormons. As Kwan, a guy from the group, said "if I wanted to watch thaaaat I could have stayed at home and downladed videos from the internet, for free, instead of paying $10 for thaaaaat..." . I 100% agree!

Let's make it a special animals today:

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that one, so cute and so fun






the only animals I don't like are rats even if I'm curious about that animals' intelligence, scientifics says that if they were bigger and if their intelligence evolves proportionnally, we probably would be their slaves today (maybe dictature is only a human invention...probably they would be cool)! Of course I hate snakes, sharks, my ex ex ex ex ex ex boyfriend (the one I really hate), some roommates, and some people in my class...

Once an experience has been conducted on a cat, this cat was living with a family who was giving all the attention it needed, strokes, kisses, games, the family was giving him good food and milk, to make long stories short, that animal was happy inside that family. A scientific needed to conduct an experience, to understand animals behaviors and compare it to the human one. From that day, the cat wasn't having a bowl of milk but 2, the second one was mixed with alcohol. The cat was only drinking the natural milk, but slowly, the family neglected it (on purpose for the test), and wasn't playing with it, not even considering it. After some days, the cat started to drink the second bowl, the one with alcohol.
Isn't that an incredible story? I thought alcohol drinking when stressed was specific to human being, it seems like it is auniversal rule, so probably innate.

Even if a chicken has this stupid air, this video prouves that animal ain't as stupid as a human may think, in fact not only it does understand when 2 are having a conflict, but, better, it intervenes to spread justice and peace. I am so proud to be a chicken!




The chicken, the next king of the animals? I'm a leo and a chicken so whatever happen I remain the queen :)...

Aude7676, 7 june 76 (u see how smart she is to find such a nickname), used to be my partner at the belote contrée, she is a great player who hates to loose. When I first played in her table I was her adversary, she was loosing loosing, and finished by loosing her mind lol, she got crazy. I changed to her partner, we made a pretty good team! The secret in this card game is to understand the other, guess the other one cards by the announcements of the partner (and the adversary), we did that well, and we won most of the time. Then, I've had my bad days, overtaken by my stuffs, I neglected the cards, her, myself, I lost everything...She was very angry on me, which I can understand, but hey life isn't all the time an entertainment...
Hope you'll forget me...
By the way I looooooove that picture! LOL, I feel like it was taken during the tv show KOH LANTA, she looks like an angel, and she is except when she gets angry, when u see her cheeks going red, just run as fast as possible...

PS: she is an active actor at Issia's association called "we hate when you write in english"

Is the whisky originally from Ireland or Scotland? Irish affirm they are at the origin of the whisky while Scotland affirm the opposite. Who mind anyway? Probably my least problem(I care more about the salmon deal)...
Both sides have the same way of producing it at the exception of the distillation part, while in Scotland it is distillated once, in Ireland it is repeated 3 times, that way, they get the best from the whisky, they say. To what the Scotland respond that the only reason they practice the triple distillation is because the 2 first failed!

However, scotish or irish, whisky is The remede to cold, if you get sick, no doctor nor drugs, just a bed, a glass, a bottle of whisky and a hat:

you lie in a bed, put your feet in the hat, serve a first glass, then a second etc...when you start seeing 2 hats, you are in the way to recover...

A last message for the critics I'm not inventor of this story, if you wanna complain you'll have to find the origin of the anecdote...good luck!

My sweety was in little shape today, same for me (I'm voiceless, very unpleasant for somoeone who is all mouth), she explained me she needed to sit and look at the sea as we used to do to charge her batteries.So do I. We used to go there and have a sit in the sand, just in front of the sea, with nobody around, and talk during hours about our problems our fears, it was so stimulating, you feel the stress and fears leaving your body, the bad energy evacuated,taken by the waves, and replaced by good energy, the motivation shows up, and life is beautiful again...I miss these days...When I met this girl, I understood that what came first wasn't where you were living but who you were living with. Both of us got in addition to the good energy, Maturity with a capital M, the one, the real, during the 2 months spent together (for more details look at the dedicated to Nell).
For lack of beeing together, we still can emerge these memories, just the toughts gives strength to fight the bad days. I heard once, that just after a bad moment, we get twice of it in good. I wait for the day we can recharge our memories, with new ones, better ones, funnier ones, and more exclusive ones... Maybe at Nimmo Bay who knows?

Miss Issia l'a demandé Miss Issia l'aura eu: un article en français. En effet, après maintes discussion avec moi meme, je me suis dit enfin de compte pourquoi ne pas varier, un de ces quatre j'essayerai meme en espagnol :). Alors voila, j'ai decidé de lancer un debat existentiel: etes vous pour ou contre les importations massives de poissons sauvages depuis les pays en voies de developpement et à la substitution des poissons sauvages tels que le saumon, par des poissons d'elevages dans les pays developpés?

Que disent les skyblogueur deja?lache tes comm c'est bien ca? :D

Vraiment que ne ferais-je pas, pour ne pas perdre mon petit lectorat francophone! :D

The existential debate discuss the massive importation of wild fishes from developping countries and the substitution of wild fishes such as the salmon, by breeding ones in developped countries.
I have almost all my brain, Issia, is threating me to leave if ever I dont write in french from time to time...Till she answers the questions I'll pursue in english :) I'm sure she'll debate it for a while before concluding (she first has to understand it)... lol :)

The perfect boyfriend: cute (tall, athletic, green eyes), intelligent (master degree in computer sciences), romantic (I love you, I think about you..),thoughtfull (calling me to take news, always there to cheer me up)... Really the perfect guy.And I neglected him!Shame on me! Before judging me or throwing me in the pyre, I invite you to hear about the mitigating circumstances,I'm not maso, I just I wasn't in a mood to date a man at that time because, in fact I still was chocked by my relation with my ex, who finished around march, and when I met Sam in July, I still was shaked by the last one. I tormented him, cancelling our appointments, not answering to his call, and of course when you ain't involved in a relation, your petfriend, I mean boyfriend, will leave how ever patient and/or stupid he can be. That's what happened, he simply stopped calling me probably to test me ...I didnt call him...he understood (I told you he is intelligent!),it was like a relief to me. But now that I've all my head (or more truly most of it) I woud like to make my MEA CULPA: Sam if ever you read that one day, you must know how sorry I am about that event, I never meant what I did to you, you didn't deserve the behavior I had, I admit I behavec very badly with you. euh...if you are still interested, take the plane and come to see me :). This message will still be effective in 10 years (refer to the weight clause, by the way... ),so if you forgive me I'll leave my futur actual petboyfriend, take my children (I doubt I'll have but who knows) and come back to you!If I catch you again u can be sure I won't let you leave again! After him I just met hundreds of men, just so bad that I could name them fox or rex...don't see the difference really, fox left, rex came...rex left...sam, no no no not sam sorry...uehh I meant snoopy, snoopy came...
Still looking for a man desperatly....perverted, uncute, unintelligent,unromantic, unthoughtful and those opposed to the women rights don't consider yourself as men please...

Did you ever say something you regretted after? I recently faced this problem. I know a little girl, I truly like, I always tease, and who is naturally funny. She is AD-OR-ABLE. She lives in Ardeche, in the south of France, I've met her last summer at Montpellier, which also is in the south of France .If ever someone read the message about Fabien and Cyrielle, you gonna will deduct I spend my time meeting people in the south of france,(so what you are jalous?), actually, I met them all together, Fab and Cyrielle picked her up, in her lost city before coming to Montpellier...and wow...we had some very good time!

The main qualities this little girl has are: kindness, innocence and revolt at the same time, she is a great writter, a real comic,she has a charming clumsiness, and she has one of the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.



Lastly, she came to Paris, for vacation, we really had fun! I was a kind of totally overflowed at that time, but I did my best to meet her, and to guide her in a crazy visit in Paris through a 100% Parisian eye (overflowed parisian eye). Of course, we visited Les Champs Elysees, (of course!), Concorde(of course!), I asked her to name all the place where she had been, she named some good ones such as Montmartre and Ternes, but she didn't name la Defense, which is pretty much a copy of Mahnattan. How can a person come in Paris without visiting la Defense?!?HOW? Of course we got there, f course, she loved it , and she took beatiful pictures (I mean I took beautiful pictures of her!) ahead of Parisian core economy. I wished I could do more, but unfortunately life isn't a fairy tale, as I told you I was overflowed, and some friends were calling me to reschedule the new year plan, (I developped that topic before), the only solution I found was to ask her to go with me to Auchan (a supermarket) to buy some stuff, she accepted as I've been a pretty good guide till then, at Auchan I was hearing her thinking "I'd better stayed at home"..., the reason is simple supermarkets are naturally crowded on sunday, but what about the 31st of december a sunday afternoon? Overcrowdeeeed, and my hands weren't enough to carry everything so I borrowed hers...definitely not touristic! Again I apology Issia
We remained in contact thanks to the possibilities internet offers us today, I regularly see her on msn. Lastly, this lovable girl, is just harassing me since the day I asked her to send me one picture for the article I would write about her in my blog...Everyday,once she connects I enter in the routine of "hi, how are you today, did you post?" ....Noooooooooooo I didn't !!
Today, I decided to exterminate this routine from my life lol, that's why I'm writting now, I don't feel really inspired, but I can modify the text at any time.

PS: Issia is also the person who encourages & leads a revolution on this blog for the recognition of the french language, and oh god,she gonna kill me when she will discover I posted in english...kiss Issia :D

En gros ce que je dis c'est que Issia c'est une fille adorable, et que je suis contente de l'avoir rencontrée. Le reste n'est que du bla-bla.
Bon, afin de developper un peu cette partie, et de maintenir un certain equilibre entre la taille du texte et celle de la photo, je vais parler des grandes caracteristiques d'Issia: c'est une excellente ecrivain, qui a son propre style, melangé d'innocence et de revolte, elle est tres drole, ce qui ne gache rien,qui sait peut etre une future comique, tu as deja une fan! Et elle a de tres beaux yeux verts,comme j'en ai rarement vu, qui peuvent virer au rouge sur certaines photos comme cest le cas sur celle la lol.

The number of languages spoken in the world was estimated at 6703 in 1996 and at about 6800 in 2002. Barbara F. Grimes, made the study that she reported in her book entiteled Ethnologue. Between 1996 and 2002 no new languages was discovered, the study was just better entered in the account.


Here are the statistics in 1996:




Some additional information:

• Indonesia is the most linguistically diverse coutry in Asia with 660 different languages spoken in the country,
• Nigeria is the most linguistically diverse country in Africa with 470 different languages spoken in the country,
• New Guinea is the most linguistically diverse country in Oceania (and in the world) with 817 different languages spoken in the country,
• Mexico is the most linguistically diverse country in America with 289 different languages spoken in the country,
• Russia is the most linguistically diverse country in Europe with 56 (yes 56) different languages spoken in the country.

...I speak 13 listed and non listed languages, you don't believe me ? do the math: I speak 4 listed languages, french slang, HTML, turbo pascal, basic, law, body language, word salad, gibberish and waffles...I'm on the way...

If you have 3 days off, need to recharge your batteries, and dispose of $5000 I propose you to go to Nimmo Bay, fishing the trout or the salmon, contemplating the nature, living in chalet, traveling by helicopter (...)
Nimmo bay is in Canada not far away from Vancouver (200miles).
Here is the exact price and the services included:

Trip Details and Tariff Information:

1. 
   Includes round trip in a Eurocopter A-Star helicopter from Port Hardy to Nimmo Bay.



2. 
   All helicopters are safety equipped and have digital sound systems using iPod's.



3. 
   Luxury accommodation in our private inter tidal chalets - and use hot tubs at the base of our waterfall.



4. 
   Full service, gourmet coastal cuisine for breakfast, lunch and dinner



5. 
   Professionally guided heli fishing adventures- and the helicopter stays with you all day.



6. 
   All equipment is provided



7. 
   Massage services available at an additional cost.



8. 
   Use of all lodge facilities, Billiard room, surf bikes and kayaks house wine and custom micro-brewed beer also included



9. 
   Fly Fisherman may bring their own rods and reel - however Nimmo Bay provides top of the line professional gear, including custom fly rods and reels from House of Hardy.



10. 
    Gore-Tex / neoprene waders and felt soled boots are provided.



11. 
    Fresh water fishing is catch and release. This preserves our fish stocks for future generations.
    Smoked salmon, Indian candy and fresh salmon are available to purchase to take home to your friends and family.



12. 
    Angling adventures are available from May 15 to July 15 for Trout and from July 15 to October 31 for Salmon & Trout.

Tariff

• 
  $5995.00 CAD 3 days Monday - Thursday per person + taxes, gratuity, fishing licenses and specialty alcohol.



• 
  $7895.00 CAD 4 days Thursday - Monday per person + taxes, gratuity, fishing licenses and specialty alcohol.
  

Beverages

• 
  Included in your Nimmo Bay stay is the beer and wine in your cabin's mini fridge; beer and wine in the pool hall; the beer and wine served at the lunches; the beer and on tap beer at the bar and white and red house wines with dinner. Not Included are other alcoholic drinks from the bar and the specialty wines and beers available for dinner upon request.

Wow, right? Voiceless...I'm sure it is an exceptional adventure, the kind of thing you can't forget in your life, and maybe the best, that's why it is the place for good friends, best friends, the least the best, but no less than 2.
The activities are fishing (catching and releasing, "we are not here to kill" they say!), watch the contrast between mountains, water, nature,sky (it is a 100% activity there) , kayak and helicopter exploring, staying in your private chalet, (look at the picture!) spa,jacuzzi, swimming pool,whatever, till you can escape, think peacefully or decide not think...Plus, apparently the cooking chef is to brag.
This place is so unrealistic,it is paradise you can reach for $5000 USD it is reintroducing people to what the basic elements in life are, which our life is pushing away. Adam was made of earth, we are made of earth, how can we repel it now? We need green from the deepest side of us, don't ignore it.

Otherwise, kill yourself at work , just go home when you feel exhausted watch some of the pictures,look after your bed,sleep, you may one day dream you are in Nimmo Bay :)

Better, BE A GOOD PERSON!and you'll enter the authentic heaven

Sorry if ever I shocked some charitable souls by celebrating the new year with Marilyn Manson...The person wants to keep anynymous...I had to make the person up, I rather was trying to get closer to a barbie doll, but the result is so disastrous the person rather looks like MM(hum no comment)...
I have one message for you MM, be careful to what u gonna write,if ever u decide to put a comment lol.. I have 100% control on this blog, I can refuse to post a message :)... I'm gonna censor all your $@"#%^*£...ok ...Moreover the word person is too long to write each time, I can't use the pronoun he nor she, so from now on, I'll use the pronoun it to describe you so you can keep your neutral position, ):D reveeeeeeeeenge)....

As many of you may know, the year 2006 was a dramatic year for me, and it was essential that I started 2007 as well as possible, to forget about the last one, and to motivate myself for a new year. I first planned to go to London, but then Nawel convinced me to celebrate the new year with her, Aurelien, Nicolas and Warren.

I must admit it was one of the best new year I celebrated in my life, for several reasons, primo, I was in excellent companies, they are all smart, funny and kind , secondo, we celebrated the new year in Aurelien's house which is a beautiful house well designed with a fireplace and a home stereo; and which also imply we weren't outside and freezing. Tertio,Warren brought his Wii, the new Nintendo Console. A revolutioning console in the sense that its levers ain't square to punch and triangle to kick or something like that, but it follows the movements of the hands, for that you have to put the lever on your wrist and move it. I heard about an anecdote when the Wii was just launched in the USA, while playing in the bowling with the Wii, so concentrated, people were throwing the levers n the tv, broking it, while a minimal movement is sufficient, the sensors are very sensitive...no comment. of course Warren did bring the bowling game, of course we did play to it, and of course I did win!!.Aurelien was first really squared for his TV, asking us every minute if we were sure the lever was well hold.Quatro, because Nawel prepared us a very very good dinner, I don't remember I ate so much in my life,

<==During the night Nawel and I isolated from the guys to take some pictures, after posing and smilling to immortalize the moments...






==>...I got bored and wanted to innovate on Nawel's back. While we were taking a picture that was supposed to be serious, I deliberatly sticked out my tongue during that time, Nawel was preparing her best smile and look. It made a unique picture I will cherish all my life, the contrast in the picture due to the serious in one part and the foolish in the other side offers charisma to the picture.



<==When Nawel starts who can stop her?Nobody, she liked the idea and we started making fun pictures, but as she was squinting all the time, she was cutting me parts of my heads giving unmeaningless pictures, we had to try again and again to get some pictures with all your head, we obviously didn't have when we were taking the pictures!





THE FINAL LEVEL:


What can come after grimaces? Diguisments of course... of course! Well, the choice was restricted to the strict minimum. We could have put off our clothes however! But finally, a scarf, our imagination, a tissue paper, and alcohol in the blood gave fun results...
Ain't we smart? Red like the wine we drunk lol

Hello!!!! I'm really back!! I bought a new cable as the former one was broken. I was surprised, I bought it at a very cheap price, $30 (25€) instead of the ($110) 100€ I invested in october for an original HP cable that just worked during 3months, and that doesn't even have an international warranty!


Anyway I'm not here to complain, even if I could as I'm free to say and to do whatever I want.


I wanted to share you some of my creativeness today, I've found some pictures of the actor James Spader, younger, the pics are terrific, first he is very sweet and charismatic,(quand tu veux James...) and second he looks like two other celebrities a singer and an actress, in other words, he could have been their son. He is not,(otherwise he would he older than his mother), but physically speaking, he really could, have a look at some James Spader pictures first:

JAMES SPADER

Cute right? As I said, in my concern I think he could be the result of you know what between :

JON BON JOVI

AND

DREW BARRYMORE

What do you think about that theory?

Girls express yourself!

Express ur love , then flush him (sometimes you have to push him with strength when he shows some resistence or when he is too big for the bowl),...No possible missunderstanding...

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FLASH NEWS:

TERRORIST ATTACK IN PARIS




A belgium terrorist has just attacked the montarnasse tour on a hang glider ...

...1 dead

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR (for which year some will ask...I know I'm very very late, but you guys know how busy I was these last months...)
Now I'm back, really back, as I used to be :), with new stories to write, new experiences to get, and new blog to do (in parallel with this one!).
I'll talk about my new blog soon (I'm hearing you Fab :), not after 4 months, don't worry, no later than this week end).

I've bought an Ipod these last days, this little thing is a real revolution (like the internet, the mobile phone and the TV, u got to live without them to really know how important they are). Some days we might have a kind of Ipod that will combine all these devices in one, until that day we can laugh about this video :)

heyyyyy all, yeah still alive, still on earth, I don't really have time so I'm going straight to the point: it's my brother's birthday today (the very true one!), I wanted to wish him a very happyyyyyyyyyyyyy birthday!!!!!! He is 21 now! You have the right to buy alcohol in the USA, now! lollll

Hi all, I know I'm not coming very often these days, but I'm very busy, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm sick...Anyway, I'll come back to it another day, today I'm coming to put another video, I think u'll like it, it takes place in a high school classroom, students are having an exam, and....watch it:

I got a question, do u think there is a link between miss world program and the world cup soccer?
Yes?.. No?... No?... Yes???U don't know...watch this...

4years ago, when I registered in my business school, I had no idea of the general atmosphere, I arrived one week late, I thought it would be harder to adapt because they all already started to know each other, but, I wasa talking with them as if I've been knowing them all my life, and, quickly we all became good friends, most of them even became my best friends, and are for most, more important than my secondary family (uncles, aunts, cousins...). I'm not going to talk again about the graduation, I just wanted to wish a happy birthday to one of these people I'm talking about, her name is Carole, and I particularly like her, because "elle est vraie" as we say in French, which means she is true and sincere (sometimes 2 english words do not give the same intensity as one word in French); that's very rare nowadays.She was my neighbour in France, we often were visiting each other, we were very close, now she is in the USA making her Master. I wish her luck.

I know I was missing these few days, I was sick, and I still haven't seen a doctor, I'll go tomorrow for sure, I'm so sick that I'll need drugs to recover this time.
I'm back from my neighbour's house(03:30am), it's now a month, we visit each other, sometimes he comes uptsair, sometimes I go downstair. The only thing is that we hardly ever meet before 11:00pm lolll, in fact most of the time he visits me at 02:00am (I'm not even better),once he came at 05:00am, he thought I was sleeping as I didn't open the door, I found it strange because I wasn't sleeping and I did not hear him knocking at the door either, I concluded I surely was taking a shower or brushing my hair loll. We are the only people awake in the whole building lol. We could be paid to entertain the building, but in reality, we should feel lucky that none of our neighbour complained about us. I admit I'm happy that someone as nice, as funny, and as late sleeper guy is living so close.

Wow... I've just tried an incredible game. As far as Im concerned it worked twice, you can choose among 24 languages to test the game and see the pertinence of the program.
In some words, u gotta think about something, somebody or wathever..and the program has to read in your mind thanks to 20Q.

20Q game

Depuis quelques nuits, un beau mâle aux yeux verts vient me rendre visite, dès qu'il est à ma porte je le sais, il n'a meme pas besoin de frapper, en fait je l'entends, il se fait entendre, il miaule tellement fort que si je ne lui ouvre pas ma voisine du dessous va monter voir ce qu'il se passe.Il a un beau poil roux, et de beaux yeux verts, c'est un chat abandonné j'imagine, qui se balade dans notre immeuble depuis quelques semaines,tout l'immeuble s'est mobilisé pour lui donner à manger, mais je m'inquiete un peu pr lui l'hiver risque d'etre rude, si jamais quelqu'un recherche un beau chat (il est meme tatoué) qu'il prenne contact avec moi.Il est calme, affectueux et propre. J'hesite à l'adopter moi meme, j'y pense en fait...mais vu que je ne suis pas stable moi meme je me demande si je pourrais m'en occuper.

Already 5 years since the attacks on the world trade center, making almost 3000 victims. I wanted to have a special thought to all the victims and their families.I can imagine how difficult it can be, and how unfair it is.The people who made these attacks thought they would revenge, but they just attacked innocents people at their work. That's just a coward attitude, it's too easy to attack people from their back,anyone can do it. If Al Quaeda has a problem with the US, they should have attacked the white house (I know they planned...), what I mean from that it's that they should attack the government not the citizens. I hope this will be the last terrorism attack, I also hope all the wars will stop, I'm fed up to see innocent people dying cuz of unresponsible people, whatever they are on politic or just terrosists. We should discuss and find a solution, isn't it enough, with the WWI and the WWII, do u want a third one? maybe we already are in.This gives a pessimistic outlook for the futur.

heyy, I've not been posting these 2 last days because I was tired, I worked on friday and saturday, my role was to present and boost the sales for the palm tungsten X. First, we've had a formation on wednesday, and then I started working on friday at a FNAC store. The colleagues are great, the atmosphere is nice and cool. I've meet a fun guy, living at Lille, he is in the math stuff studies, wow... it was sometimes difficult to be serious when he was around, but I had to. He was demonstrating the new nokia the N93, very expensive (more than 800€), but very performant device...It was a good week end.

Je la fait en français aujourd'hui, j'avais un rdv ds le 17eme aujourd'hui, très naturellement je m'y rends, sur le chemin du retour, j'etais fatiguée, la tete ailleurs pensant à 1000 et 1 choses en meme temps, comme d'habitude, je leve la tete, et la je vois une tete qui ne m'est pas inconnue, à ouiii c'est Christophe le vainqueur de la nouvelle star, wow, il etait speed, je n'ai meme pas u le temps de realiser la chose, que deja il s'etait confondu ds la masse au loin. Il etait accompagné d'une blonde d'ailleurs elle ressemble à la fille sur la video, coincidence ou pas...aucune idée...J'en revenai tellement pas que moi qui voulais entrer à darty je suis rentrée ds le magasin avant et je me suis retrouvé à naf naf loll...

wow...she is 11 years old!?!




UN-BE-LIE-VA-BLE isn't it...(of course she won...don't even ask urself!)

The mice video has recorded a great success, and I do think it's the best video of the blog,that's why I've been looking for another video with mice, and good news I did find one, we still have the same hysterical reaction, but this time, the mouse is really shocked, have a look!

Quel week end!Je suis tellement fatiguée et courbaturé que je ne pouvais rien écrire avant!J'ai tjrs aussi mal aux bras, au jambes et aux abdos, g d hematomes partout sur mon corps, mais je garde de bons souvenirs de ce week end un peu special et très remué. Alors que s'est-il passé? Samedi on a fait un pique nique regroupant une 40aines de personnes, 4 guitares, 1 violon, une batte de baseball, un ballon mutli usage loll (foot, volley, meme un sport qu'on a crée ns meme, tete/pied/main).On a mangé, discuté, rigolé, chanté (bon parfois c t plus du chant j'avoue!). Voila quelques photos de la journée de samedi.

Ok, on me voit pas très bien sur la première mais je voulais une photo de groupe en voila une autre, non ce n'est pas de l'alcool que j'ai ds mon verre, mais je n'explique cependant pas mes yeux de merlan fris et mon air beat loll.
Voila, pour samedi....passons maintenant à dimanche.....




Alors que dire de dimanche si ce n'est que j'etais moins impatiente deja vu que dimanche on etait une 15aine a tenter l'exerience de l'accrobranche( pour resumer tres birevement ca consiste a faire differentes activités à 15metres du sol minimum, avec pour securité 1 baudrier et 2 mousquetons (super qd on a le vertige!), bref stressée tte la nuit à n'en pas dormir, super fraiche le dimanche donc!
Toujours stressée pendant le trajet puisque je ne savais pas ce que je trouverais sur place ni comment je reagirai (par vomissement, par evanouissement...).et... puis, agreable surprise sur le terrain tout le trac disparait et laisse place à l'euphorie. Certes, il y avait d moment delicas, d blocages, d chutes (bon ca m'est pas arrivé, je touche du bois, je crois meme que j'en ai assez touché pr toute une vie!) d gens qui te filment qd tu galeres à 4 pattes...Mais le seul veritable hic g envie de dire c'est qu'il n'est pas possible de descendre de la plate forme, une fois engagé ds le parcours il faut presque le faire en entier, il n'y à pas d'echelle pour descendre au bout de chaque etape,too bad! Alors, forcement parfois on stresse, et à defaut de pouvoir faire marche arriere on est obligé de continuer, en se disant qu'au pire on mourra. Alors, a titre indicatif, au debut on signe un papier, certains l'ont appelé "testament" d'autre "signer sa mort" etc... alors il faut savoir que s'il vous arrive quoi que ce soit sur les lieux ca ne sera pas leur faute, si vous mourrez ce n'est k vous qu'il faudra vs y prendre mais bon comme vs serez mort je sais pas comment vs allez vs en prendre à vs meme!
Une fois l'accro fini, on a decompressé: alors certains ont plongé ds le lac, d'autres ont dormi , d'autres ris, d'autres bu ou mangé enfin chacun avait sa maniere!

Moins drole sur le retour on etait 6 galeriens à attendre le taxi qui aurait du venir 15min apres le coup de fil qu'on avait passé et qui 45 bonnes minutes apres etait tjrs pas la, bien sur,on a du rappeler pr qu'il vienne, alors celui la du coup, il devait venir au bout de 10min et 5min apres il etait deja la, bon on a pas essayé de comprendre mais plutot profité du confort et de la clim (je dirai pas qu'on en avait besoin). A la gare on en avait pr 45min ds le rer, que fait on qd on est 6 et une guitare?Je vs le donne en mille on sort la guitare et on se fait un medley, du coup les 45min passent plus vite.Bien sur ds le rer tt le monde ns regarde comme si on venait de la 15eme dimension, on a failli sortir la casquette et faire la manche ds le metro, lolll, je suis pas sure qu'on aurait recolté bcp d'argent lolll.