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Welcome to my blog.Here is where I'll say all the truth about me myself and I.I raise my right hand and I swear to say the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth,so help me god.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Some weeks ago my university scheduled a visit at the museum of sex, I wondered if such a museum was usual, normal, to plan for a university,then I tried to relativize and remember I was in another country with other customs and thinking. As I generally try to adapt in my life and try to learn everyday, I accepted to go without any a priori. The appointement was at 11:00am, I was late (nothing new) , instead I came at 11:30am, I was affraid I woke up for nothing, but fortunately they were on the way to leave, joking, I added "this is exactly the definition of being just in time". The limousine was waiting for us, the truth is we had to run to get the train. We arrived quickly. We paid almost $10 with the discount, inside, how to say... I was excpecting to see erotism, sensual and carnal painting, images and videos, feelings, maybe a philosophical touch, pfffffffff, instead, it was animal, bestial, vulgar, stupid and porn (erotism and porn differentiate by the fact the first one has a story and feelings to share, they target on the beauty of a relation, it is sensual, porn targets on the sex no matter how vulgar it is, porn has one unique goal excitation). The museum is divided in 3 galleries, the first one, is about sado-masochism, it was horrible and disgusting, aggressive, bloody, stupid! The second gallery only had videos, porn videos to be precise, all kind, (they downloaded it on the internet?), masturbation, group, gay, racial....the last gallery showed books sex related, intelligent and beautiful images in 3D, and devices that will certainly replace men some days if they continue to behave with women that way...
Personnally I didn't see any organization in that museum, it kills the human civilization we hardly built, sex is no more that the extension of love, but of course this wasn't mentionned, and yet that's was differentiate us from the other animals....I thought they could teach us some interesting things like G. Bataille, in the book Madame Edwarda, said the orgasm was comparable to "la petite mort" meaning the small death. The french expression was kept in the english language. The reason of that description is that orgasm is a temporary moment of lack of desire, such as the death abolish definitely the lack of desire.
Well, in all cases, I wouldn't advice anyone to go there, except if you are interested by a museum of horror that reduces a human to a slave of his hormons. As Kwan, a guy from the group, said "if I wanted to watch thaaaat I could have stayed at home and downladed videos from the internet, for free, instead of paying $10 for thaaaaat..." . I 100% agree!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Let's make it a special animals today:

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that one, so cute and so fun






the only animals I don't like are rats even if I'm curious about that animals' intelligence, scientifics says that if they were bigger and if their intelligence evolves proportionnally, we probably would be their slaves today (maybe dictature is only a human invention...probably they would be cool)! Of course I hate snakes, sharks, my ex ex ex ex ex ex boyfriend (the one I really hate), some roommates, and some people in my class...
Once an experience has been conducted on a cat, this cat was living with a family who was giving all the attention it needed, strokes, kisses, games, the family was giving him good food and milk, to make long stories short, that animal was happy inside that family. A scientific needed to conduct an experience, to understand animals behaviors and compare it to the human one. From that day, the cat wasn't having a bowl of milk but 2, the second one was mixed with alcohol. The cat was only drinking the natural milk, but slowly, the family neglected it (on purpose for the test), and wasn't playing with it, not even considering it. After some days, the cat started to drink the second bowl, the one with alcohol.
Isn't that an incredible story? I thought alcohol drinking when stressed was specific to human being, it seems like it is auniversal rule, so probably innate.
Even if a chicken has this stupid air, this video prouves that animal ain't as stupid as a human may think, in fact not only it does understand when 2 are having a conflict, but, better, it intervenes to spread justice and peace. I am so proud to be a chicken!




The chicken, the next king of the animals? I'm a leo and a chicken so whatever happen I remain the queen :)...

Aude7676, 7 june 76 (u see how smart she is to find such a nickname), used to be my partner at the belote contrée, she is a great player who hates to loose. When I first played in her table I was her adversary, she was loosing loosing, and finished by loosing her mind lol, she got crazy. I changed to her partner, we made a pretty good team! The secret in this card game is to understand the other, guess the other one cards by the announcements of the partner (and the adversary), we did that well, and we won most of the time. Then, I've had my bad days, overtaken by my stuffs, I neglected the cards, her, myself, I lost everything...She was very angry on me, which I can understand, but hey life isn't all the time an entertainment...
Hope you'll forget me...
By the way I looooooove that picture! LOL, I feel like it was taken during the tv show KOH LANTA, she looks like an angel, and she is except when she gets angry, when u see her cheeks going red, just run as fast as possible...

PS: she is an active actor at Issia's association called "we hate when you write in english"

Is the whisky originally from Ireland or Scotland? Irish affirm they are at the origin of the whisky while Scotland affirm the opposite. Who mind anyway? Probably my least problem(I care more about the salmon deal)...
Both sides have the same way of producing it at the exception of the distillation part, while in Scotland it is distillated once, in Ireland it is repeated 3 times, that way, they get the best from the whisky, they say. To what the Scotland respond that the only reason they practice the triple distillation is because the 2 first failed!

However, scotish or irish, whisky is The remede to cold, if you get sick, no doctor nor drugs, just a bed, a glass, a bottle of whisky and a hat:

you lie in a bed, put your feet in the hat, serve a first glass, then a second etc...when you start seeing 2 hats, you are in the way to recover...

A last message for the critics I'm not inventor of this story, if you wanna complain you'll have to find the origin of the anecdote...good luck!

Saturday, February 24, 2007

My sweety was in little shape today, same for me (I'm voiceless, very unpleasant for somoeone who is all mouth), she explained me she needed to sit and look at the sea as we used to do to charge her batteries.So do I. We used to go there and have a sit in the sand, just in front of the sea, with nobody around, and talk during hours about our problems our fears, it was so stimulating, you feel the stress and fears leaving your body, the bad energy evacuated,taken by the waves, and replaced by good energy, the motivation shows up, and life is beautiful again...I miss these days...When I met this girl, I understood that what came first wasn't where you were living but who you were living with. Both of us got in addition to the good energy, Maturity with a capital M, the one, the real, during the 2 months spent together (for more details look at the dedicated to Nell).
For lack of beeing together, we still can emerge these memories, just the toughts gives strength to fight the bad days. I heard once, that just after a bad moment, we get twice of it in good. I wait for the day we can recharge our memories, with new ones, better ones, funnier ones, and more exclusive ones... Maybe at Nimmo Bay who knows?

Friday, February 23, 2007

Miss Issia l'a demandé Miss Issia l'aura eu: un article en français. En effet, après maintes discussion avec moi meme, je me suis dit enfin de compte pourquoi ne pas varier, un de ces quatre j'essayerai meme en espagnol :). Alors voila, j'ai decidé de lancer un debat existentiel: etes vous pour ou contre les importations massives de poissons sauvages depuis les pays en voies de developpement et à la substitution des poissons sauvages tels que le saumon, par des poissons d'elevages dans les pays developpés?

Que disent les skyblogueur deja?lache tes comm c'est bien ca? :D

Vraiment que ne ferais-je pas, pour ne pas perdre mon petit lectorat francophone! :D

The existential debate discuss the massive importation of wild fishes from developping countries and the substitution of wild fishes such as the salmon, by breeding ones in developped countries.
I have almost all my brain, Issia, is threating me to leave if ever I dont write in french from time to time...Till she answers the questions I'll pursue in english :) I'm sure she'll debate it for a while before concluding (she first has to understand it)... lol :)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The perfect boyfriend: cute (tall, athletic, green eyes), intelligent (master degree in computer sciences), romantic (I love you, I think about you..),thoughtfull (calling me to take news, always there to cheer me up)... Really the perfect guy.And I neglected him!Shame on me! Before judging me or throwing me in the pyre, I invite you to hear about the mitigating circumstances,I'm not maso, I just I wasn't in a mood to date a man at that time because, in fact I still was chocked by my relation with my ex, who finished around march, and when I met Sam in July, I still was shaked by the last one. I tormented him, cancelling our appointments, not answering to his call, and of course when you ain't involved in a relation, your petfriend, I mean boyfriend, will leave how ever patient and/or stupid he can be. That's what happened, he simply stopped calling me probably to test me ...I didnt call him...he understood (I told you he is intelligent!),it was like a relief to me. But now that I've all my head (or more truly most of it) I woud like to make my MEA CULPA: Sam if ever you read that one day, you must know how sorry I am about that event, I never meant what I did to you, you didn't deserve the behavior I had, I admit I behavec very badly with you. euh...if you are still interested, take the plane and come to see me :). This message will still be effective in 10 years (refer to the weight clause, by the way... ),so if you forgive me I'll leave my futur actual petboyfriend, take my children (I doubt I'll have but who knows) and come back to you!If I catch you again u can be sure I won't let you leave again! After him I just met hundreds of men, just so bad that I could name them fox or rex...don't see the difference really, fox left, rex came...rex left...sam, no no no not sam sorry...uehh I meant snoopy, snoopy came...
Still looking for a man desperatly....perverted, uncute, unintelligent,unromantic, unthoughtful and those opposed to the women rights don't consider yourself as men please...
Did you ever say something you regretted after? I recently faced this problem. I know a little girl, I truly like, I always tease, and who is naturally funny. She is AD-OR-ABLE. She lives in Ardeche, in the south of France, I've met her last summer at Montpellier, which also is in the south of France .If ever someone read the message about Fabien and Cyrielle, you gonna will deduct I spend my time meeting people in the south of france,(so what you are jalous?), actually, I met them all together, Fab and Cyrielle picked her up, in her lost city before coming to Montpellier...and wow...we had some very good time!

The main qualities this little girl has are: kindness, innocence and revolt at the same time, she is a great writter, a real comic,she has a charming clumsiness, and she has one of the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.



Lastly, she came to Paris, for vacation, we really had fun! I was a kind of totally overflowed at that time, but I did my best to meet her, and to guide her in a crazy visit in Paris through a 100% Parisian eye (overflowed parisian eye). Of course, we visited Les Champs Elysees, (of course!), Concorde(of course!), I asked her to name all the place where she had been, she named some good ones such as Montmartre and Ternes, but she didn't name la Defense, which is pretty much a copy of Mahnattan. How can a person come in Paris without visiting la Defense?!?HOW? Of course we got there, f course, she loved it , and she took beatiful pictures (I mean I took beautiful pictures of her!) ahead of Parisian core economy. I wished I could do more, but unfortunately life isn't a fairy tale, as I told you I was overflowed, and some friends were calling me to reschedule the new year plan, (I developped that topic before), the only solution I found was to ask her to go with me to Auchan (a supermarket) to buy some stuff, she accepted as I've been a pretty good guide till then, at Auchan I was hearing her thinking "I'd better stayed at home"..., the reason is simple supermarkets are naturally crowded on sunday, but what about the 31st of december a sunday afternoon? Overcrowdeeeed, and my hands weren't enough to carry everything so I borrowed hers...definitely not touristic! Again I apology Issia
We remained in contact thanks to the possibilities internet offers us today, I regularly see her on msn. Lastly, this lovable girl, is just harassing me since the day I asked her to send me one picture for the article I would write about her in my blog...Everyday,once she connects I enter in the routine of "hi, how are you today, did you post?" ....Noooooooooooo I didn't !!
Today, I decided to exterminate this routine from my life lol, that's why I'm writting now, I don't feel really inspired, but I can modify the text at any time.
PS: Issia is also the person who encourages & leads a revolution on this blog for the recognition of the french language, and oh god,she gonna kill me when she will discover I posted in english...kiss Issia :D

En gros ce que je dis c'est que Issia c'est une fille adorable, et que je suis contente de l'avoir rencontrée. Le reste n'est que du bla-bla.
Bon, afin de developper un peu cette partie, et de maintenir un certain equilibre entre la taille du texte et celle de la photo, je vais parler des grandes caracteristiques d'Issia: c'est une excellente ecrivain, qui a son propre style, melangé d'innocence et de revolte, elle est tres drole, ce qui ne gache rien,qui sait peut etre une future comique, tu as deja une fan! Et elle a de tres beaux yeux verts,comme j'en ai rarement vu, qui peuvent virer au rouge sur certaines photos comme cest le cas sur celle la lol.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The number of languages spoken in the world was estimated at 6703 in 1996 and at about 6800 in 2002. Barbara F. Grimes, made the study that she reported in her book entiteled Ethnologue. Between 1996 and 2002 no new languages was discovered, the study was just better entered in the account.


Here are the statistics in 1996:




Some additional information:

  • Indonesia is the most linguistically diverse coutry in Asia with 660 different languages spoken in the country,
  • Nigeria is the most linguistically diverse country in Africa with 470 different languages spoken in the country,
  • New Guinea is the most linguistically diverse country in Oceania (and in the world) with 817 different languages spoken in the country,
  • Mexico is the most linguistically diverse country in America with 289 different languages spoken in the country,
  • Russia is the most linguistically diverse country in Europe with 56 (yes 56) different languages spoken in the country.

...I speak 13 listed and non listed languages, you don't believe me ? do the math: I speak 4 listed languages, french slang, HTML, turbo pascal, basic, law, body language, word salad, gibberish and waffles...I'm on the way...

If you have 3 days off, need to recharge your batteries, and dispose of $5000 I propose you to go to Nimmo Bay, fishing the trout or the salmon, contemplating the nature, living in chalet, traveling by helicopter (...)
Nimmo bay is in Canada not far away from Vancouver (200miles).
Here is the exact price and the services included:

Trip Details and Tariff Information:



  1. Includes round trip in a Eurocopter A-Star helicopter from Port Hardy to Nimmo Bay.



  2. All helicopters are safety equipped and have digital sound systems using iPod's.



  3. Luxury accommodation in our private inter tidal chalets - and use hot tubs at the base of our waterfall.



  4. Full service, gourmet coastal cuisine for breakfast, lunch and dinner



  5. Professionally guided heli fishing adventures- and the helicopter stays with you all day.



  6. All equipment is provided



  7. Massage services available at an additional cost.



  8. Use of all lodge facilities, Billiard room, surf bikes and kayaks house wine and custom micro-brewed beer also included



  9. Fly Fisherman may bring their own rods and reel - however Nimmo Bay provides top of the line professional gear, including custom fly rods and reels from House of Hardy.



  10. Gore-Tex / neoprene waders and felt soled boots are provided.



  11. Fresh water fishing is catch and release. This preserves our fish stocks for future generations.
    Smoked salmon, Indian candy and fresh salmon are available to purchase to take home to your friends and family.



  12. Angling adventures are available from May 15 to July 15 for Trout and from July 15 to October 31 for Salmon & Trout.




Tariff



  • $5995.00 CAD 3 days Monday - Thursday per person + taxes, gratuity, fishing licenses and specialty alcohol.



  • $7895.00 CAD 4 days Thursday - Monday per person + taxes, gratuity, fishing licenses and specialty alcohol.

Beverages



  • Included in your Nimmo Bay stay is the beer and wine in your cabin's mini fridge; beer and wine in the pool hall; the beer and wine served at the lunches; the beer and on tap beer at the bar and white and red house wines with dinner. Not Included are other alcoholic drinks from the bar and the specialty wines and beers available for dinner upon request.



Wow, right? Voiceless...I'm sure it is an exceptional adventure, the kind of thing you can't forget in your life, and maybe the best, that's why it is the place for good friends, best friends, the least the best, but no less than 2.
The activities are fishing (catching and releasing, "we are not here to kill" they say!), watch the contrast between mountains, water, nature,sky (it is a 100% activity there) , kayak and helicopter exploring, staying in your private chalet, (look at the picture!) spa,jacuzzi, swimming pool,whatever, till you can escape, think peacefully or decide not think...Plus, apparently the cooking chef is to brag.
This place is so unrealistic,it is paradise you can reach for $5000 USD it is reintroducing people to what the basic elements in life are, which our life is pushing away. Adam was made of earth, we are made of earth, how can we repel it now? We need green from the deepest side of us, don't ignore it.

Otherwise, kill yourself at work , just go home when you feel exhausted watch some of the pictures,look after your bed,sleep, you may one day dream you are in Nimmo Bay :)

Better, BE A GOOD PERSON!and you'll enter the authentic heaven

Sorry if ever I shocked some charitable souls by celebrating the new year with Marilyn Manson...The person wants to keep anynymous...I had to make the person up, I rather was trying to get closer to a barbie doll, but the result is so disastrous the person rather looks like MM(hum no comment)...
I have one message for you MM, be careful to what u gonna write,if ever u decide to put a comment lol.. I have 100% control on this blog, I can refuse to post a message :)... I'm gonna censor all your $@"#%^*£...ok ...Moreover the word person is too long to write each time, I can't use the pronoun he nor she, so from now on, I'll use the pronoun it to describe you so you can keep your neutral position, ):D reveeeeeeeeenge)....

Sunday, February 18, 2007


As many of you may know, the year 2006 was a dramatic year for me, and it was essential that I started 2007 as well as possible, to forget about the last one, and to motivate myself for a new year. I first planned to go to London, but then Nawel convinced me to celebrate the new year with her, Aurelien, Nicolas and Warren.
I must admit it was one of the best new year I celebrated in my life, for several reasons, primo, I was in excellent companies, they are all smart, funny and kind , secondo, we celebrated the new year in Aurelien's house which is a beautiful house well designed with a fireplace and a home stereo; and which also imply we weren't outside and freezing. Tertio,Warren brought his Wii, the new Nintendo Console. A revolutioning console in the sense that its levers ain't square to punch and triangle to kick or something like that, but it follows the movements of the hands, for that you have to put the lever on your wrist and move it. I heard about an anecdote when the Wii was just launched in the USA, while playing in the bowling with the Wii, so concentrated, people were throwing the levers n the tv, broking it, while a minimal movement is sufficient, the sensors are very sensitive...no comment. of course Warren did bring the bowling game, of course we did play to it, and of course I did win!!.Aurelien was first really squared for his TV, asking us every minute if we were sure the lever was well hold.Quatro, because Nawel prepared us a very very good dinner, I don't remember I ate so much in my life,





<==During the night Nawel and I isolated from the guys to take some pictures, after posing and smilling to immortalize the moments...






==>...I got bored and wanted to innovate on Nawel's back. While we were taking a picture that was supposed to be serious, I deliberatly sticked out my tongue during that time, Nawel was preparing her best smile and look. It made a unique picture I will cherish all my life, the contrast in the picture due to the serious in one part and the foolish in the other side offers charisma to the picture.



<==When Nawel starts who can stop her?Nobody, she liked the idea and we started making fun pictures, but as she was squinting all the time, she was cutting me parts of my heads giving unmeaningless pictures, we had to try again and again to get some pictures with all your head, we obviously didn't have when we were taking the pictures!





THE FINAL LEVEL:


What can come after grimaces? Diguisments of course... of course! Well, the choice was restricted to the strict minimum. We could have put off our clothes however! But finally, a scarf, our imagination, a tissue paper, and alcohol in the blood gave fun results...
Ain't we smart? Red like the wine we drunk lol


Hello!!!! I'm really back!! I bought a new cable as the former one was broken. I was surprised, I bought it at a very cheap price, $30 (25€) instead of the ($110) 100€ I invested in october for an original HP cable that just worked during 3months, and that doesn't even have an international warranty!


Anyway I'm not here to complain, even if I could as I'm free to say and to do whatever I want.


I wanted to share you some of my creativeness today, I've found some pictures of the actor James Spader, younger, the pics are terrific, first he is very sweet and charismatic,(quand tu veux James...) and second he looks like two other celebrities a singer and an actress, in other words, he could have been their son. He is not,(otherwise he would he older than his mother), but physically speaking, he really could, have a look at some James Spader pictures first:







JAMES SPADER






Cute right? As I said, in my concern I think he could be the result of you know what between :





JON BON JOVI






AND






DREW BARRYMORE





What do you think about that theory?