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Welcome to my blog.Here is where I'll say all the truth about me myself and I.I raise my right hand and I swear to say the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth,so help me god.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Talking again with Nell reminded me a funny video we used to watch, it concerns Miss swan (from Mad TV) who seems to be bored on the plane (lucky she is!).
Just 3 words no,yeah and okk (lolll) u'll understand after vewing the video:






Some are so scared about the plane they favor to take the boat and some are simply afraid of a scoobidoos on the plane...isn't that ironic or do I take it too personally?
It can happen...on mad tv :)
Today I've had news from my best friend from Italy, she (yes she!) has phoned me. It was such a long time she tried to call me but truth is that I don't answer to unknown calls. Today I was waiting for an important call and I answered to every call, fortunately I guess.
Here is a pic of us acting 2 drugged girls loll several thought we really were smoking but we are not! (We are just good actors).These are just pieces of paper. We've been living together during 2 months, before I went back to France and she went to Italy.
I've met her 4 years ago, I invited my cousin who invited her to celebrate my birthday. The more we are the better it is... We became friends very quickly, as she's a fun girl (and I like fun people), but this year was very intense. We became like twins, people in city were asking about the other the rare times one was missing (which almost didn't happen). Every afternoon... after we wake up we go to a cafe near her home (there’s a pic of the café in another message posted before) and we take our breakfast there, the first time we wake up at 04:00pm (which became usual afterwards), still not awake but very seriously, she told me “behave as if u didn’t just wake up, and don’t say good morning!” loll.

What I particularly like in her is her fun and her intelligence. She got an incredibly huge potential. Also, we never get bored with her.
One day or night,while bored in her house, at about 03:00am, I couldn't watch any movie, I just was walking in the house before having the incredible idea to propose “to go out and buy a bottle of water” lolllllll. I was serious; she laughed hard but then told me that if it was so important to me, then why not. I just got out kept in her garden put some music and gave up that stupid idea.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006




I took the last message of as the link wasn't working correctly, anyway it wasn't good stuff to see. However,again I wanted to thank all of the people who help me making this blog better, thank u for visiting the blog , reading it and watching the videos, we have reached the 200 visitors today from 18 different countries!!!! Welcome to all the people who have visited are visiting and will visit this blog, and a special thanks to Fabien who helps me a lot making this blog better.Besides if anyone is looking for a webmaster u can be sure I know the best. U can have a look at his official website by clicking on Fab's website in the links in the right, or somewhere inside the blog..
Take care all

Monday, August 28, 2006

J'ai essayé la nouvelle version de trillian today et sincerement j'ai été agréablement surprise, le logiciel a été mis à jours cad: ajouts de l'audio et de la video ainsi que l'ajouts de nveaux smileys. En plus, les smileys du trillian son meilleurs et plus droles que ceux d'MSN, par exemple qd on tape LOL, on entend un rire super marrant en plus de la tete qui rigole.Enfin le grand avantage de trillian est et reste de pouvoir ajouter les uns aux autres les differentes adresses msn, yahoo, icq aim et irq.Le seul mauvais coté que je lui ai trouvé et qui peut s'averer un bon coté parfois c l'absence du wizz...

tiens je viens de revecoir un message instantané à la con:

fai ça et fé le je t'en supli ce soir a 23h kelkun va s'apercevoir qu'il t'aiMe a fond (il ou elle te le dira) envoi ce Mess' a 15 persone Mé brise céte chéne n'aura ke du Maleur toute ta vi é je te proMé ke ça Marche ce n'est pa du Mito et ne l'envoi pa a ce ce e qi te l'a envoyé Fais un
copier coller et envoi le d'akor

1- c bourré de fautes d'orthographes,
2- c vieux comme le monde
3- je crois que ca n'a jamais fait rire personne et que ca ne fera jamais rire personne
4-en fait ca fait chier tout le monde
5-on se fait gueuler dessus par les supersticieux
6-ca aurait été plus logique avec 00h je trouve!lollll

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Coucou tout le monde,

je suis d'humeur à ecrire en français today (arff), j'ai vu Adnane et son amie Rhym, on s'est retrouvé au paradis du fruit à la bastille ca a un peu été LES retrouvailles loll ainsi qu'une agréable rencontre (enfin qq1 qui partage ma phobie de l'avion!).Ca faisait tellement lgtps avec Adnane qu'on ne c'etait pas vu, plus d'un an qu'on était en contact que par telephone et msn, il faut dire qu'il bosse bcp, et il est svt en deplacement.Bref, je savais qu'on avait les memes but ds nos vies, mais je ne savais pas qu'on allait les realiser au meme moment, il est fort possible, que nos chemins se croisent ds un avenir proche et en dehors de la france. Voici une photo de lui, (c'est lui qui conduit), dommage que je n'ai pas de photos de lui avec la coupe à la jackson 5 je l'ai decouverte aujourd'hui(sur photo),incroyable heureusement qu'il a coupé ca,c t horrible.lolll. Il faisait plus dealer ou hippy que manager lollll.
Sinon, j'ai trouvé l'endroit bruyant(parfois on avait du mal à s'entendre: genre CAVA?Sarra?c ki ca? je m'attendais à plus de choix, et à ce que les lieux soient non fumeurs, rien de tout ca!Mauvaise surprise, en revanche les prix des cocktails sont tres abordables.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Today,I'd like to talk about the belote contrée(here is how it's called in the south of france and in north africa),also called coinche in the north of france.It's a popular 32-card trick-taking game,a very technical game,it's mainly a 4 players game, 2 players eventually for the simple belote.Also in opposite to the simple belote, the contrée is dealt out while having already all ur cards in hand. And then decide how much u think u can do, with the precisious help of ur partner.

I've a nice picture of me and my partner making a fanny to the adversary:



what is a fanny?Ok,look at the score :1010 for us and 0 for them maybe it will be more evident,is it? Yeah of course a fanny is winning and leaving the opponent at 0.
(I didn't say it before to win u must be the first to reach the score u will have decided at the begining of the game it's generally 1001 it can be 501 or 1501, 2001 etc...).

This is the table with which u choose ur demand and in wich field, normal, without atouts (SA), all atouts (TA), depending on ur cards and ur partner cards. The way u annonciate and the way ur part annonciate, makes each understand what's in the other one hand.


My uncle learnt me that game, I started playing at the age of 15, and I could play it all day and night long I wouldn't mind.I'm a belote and a contrée addicted!

Friday, August 25, 2006

The Hippo mission: teach you to dance on ragga in less than 1 min.




Basically simple, they put on someone's head several wires connected to the lie detector which measures his emotional reactions,in this way they can detect if he is saying the truth or if he is lying.
But when a woman runs the test over Homer things go differently, and the result is hilarious.
enjoy....



It's well known, when a dog is eating keep ur distance cuz the dog becomes particularly aggressive. The video u gonna watch is incredible but funny...A dog has a bone and....watch...






...yeahh loll, the dog is aggressive against its paw....something is definitely not turning round in him....

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Hello all this is a special thanks to all of u who came and visited or read or watched or posted messags or whatever u've done, we passed the 100 visit. It's 3 days I've started my blog without knowing how to start or what to say, and now I just enjoy coming here speaking my mind, joking or picking pics or videos.
Thankss all
If u are fed up to see always the same kind of websites,
if u r fed up not knowing which sites to visit anymore
if u are fed up with websites invaded by comms
or/and if you are a professional looking for a webmaster

==>then this message is intended for you: here's great websites made by a specially great webmaster

wonderful pics in an out of the ordinary website

buy ur yacht here

book ur room for morocco here

I've met Fabien (the webmaster) and Cyrielle (his girlfriend) during a concert in the south of France
If you wanna see all of his websites here is the link:

Fabien's Official Website


No need to tell u he helped me developping this blog.

If both agree I would like to present u here (I 'll need a pic for that!)
Today I've decided it was time to show u some pics of a small lost village in tunisia.
I like this place because of the beauty of the village,but I hate it because of the inhabitants. No one will deny, they are the most cruel nasty and vicious people I've ever seen. (30,000 of them!).

To have a general idea here are some pics of the village:



The first pic represents the city center, the second one a restaurant with view on sea, the third one is a picture of the port and the last one is an olive tree, the village is mainly a village that lives thanks to fishing and agriculture. In Tunisia, possessing olive tree is synonym of social welfare.

In the first and fourth pics I wanted to show u the beauty of the beach, when I showed the pics to a person in my class livin in Guadeloupe he told me "hey, we have the same beaches" maybe but then it's cheaper to go in Tunisia lolll.The second one is a cafe restaurant in the city center, it's a huge place with a small zoo in it. I usued to go and take my breakfast there every morning with Nell.The third pic is the town hall based in the city center also.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Incredibly funny video, what looks like an unsuspecting girl; is dared to put her hands into a box containing several mice or rats? It is a radio talk show and she freaks out!!!!!!! She total looses here mind not knowing what is in the box?! She finally pulls one out and goes nuts!! It is hilarious!
Enjoy...




I've always been told I tasted good!
My cousin recently told me he was fed up with his hair...psssst I can help you!!In fact, I got the solution. I worked hard to find something that would fit you and I 'm pretty proud of the result. BEFORE:

And here are my 4 suggestions for AFTER:



...If ever I still can add something, I would strongly recommand you the last one, because today we have a special offer: for one blond haircut one computer offered :)
Unavoidable for those who like stupid blondes girls videos ... stupid girls...stupid girls...stuppid girls...Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back...Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl...(pink stupipd girls)







No comment!
Maybe one for some intelect thought after such a stupid moment: this scene is originally taken from a Jerry Lewis idea...
This video is a banned pepsi commercials, (we wonder why).




Coke sued Pepsi for this comm.Anyway,I believe it's intelligently thought, it's difficult to belittle a competitor more than that: 2 cans of coca don't even worth one can of pepsi, uncomparable from the comm point of view! The Coke cans are in fact, JUST "tools" to reach a pepsi can, besides he leaves without EVEN taking them...or looking at them...top of ignorance...wow...harsh!!
Moreover, I find the musical accompaniement well chosen.
Excellent comm!!

Something like 2 years ago, a guy in my class sent me this pic, he told me, "doesn't it remind u this morning course?" lollll.The worse is that it did loll, the coffee machine of the school was out of order, and we had a boring course, everybody was sleepin in class! We're gonona be the futur businessmen and women....for the 30 next years at least :)))
So I advice every company to propose coffee for free if you look for efficiency!
And the winner is...











...certainly not him...
Bored?Seems like u r not the only one....check this...



Be honest, if you had been the guy, what would have been your reaction?
a- afraid
b- entertained
c- indifferent

As far as I'm concerned I would have been entertained
This pic was taken during the graduation ceremony, we celebrated the end of 3 years of studies with a real great promotion, how proud we all were that 28th of June.
We were singing " graduated...we are graduated!!!!!!! yeaaaaaaaah" .We received our BBA, and went outside the school to immortalize that moment. The hat toss was definitely the event of the day;

a friend of mine -Myriam not to name her- throwed her hat for the pic... but hers kept hanged in the branch of a tree lolll. Fortunately Gaetan was there to get it back...incredible right? Besides I wonder how come it didn't happen to me...generally strange and ashaming events comes to me...(I'm not complaining,!!)

Tuesday, August 22, 2006




I gotta tell u guys I'm completely afraid of planes, it's not a scoop for all those who know me or those who took the plane with me (I'd like to have a special thought to all the hostesses who had me on their flight). Yes I'm a plane phobic and I assume! I go crazy once I'm proposed to take the plane. Last time I bought a ticket (a long long time ago), as I entered I swallowed a sleeping pill but I stared wide eyed from the takeoff to the landing , the guy next to me and the hostess just couldn't get over it lolll. I stopped taking the plane since that day.
But how do I travel then? I take the car, the train, the boat... :) (I can also walk or take my bicycle or my motorcycle...depending on where I'm going
So what if you were in the plane of the video?!?lolll. If I was on it you would hear my screaming on the video!
Moreover, as if it was not enough to be affraid about technical risks, breakdown risks, altitude risks , accident risks, and crash risks today we also have to deal with the terrorism risks! Definetely too much for me...
Some say that in some years the normal statistics will be a crash per day...
Here is my so lovable cousin, I'd prefer to present as my brother. It's now 10 years he 's been livin' with us during Summer holidays. As a general idea, he was born the 14th (*) of december 1985, he is lightely effeminated, as a result he appears very sensitive, I feel confortable with speaking about any subject with him. Another main feature is his patient, my goodness I've never ever seen so much patience inside one and unique body. He also is fun, cool. I enjoy being with him.
Flashback concerning his date of birth(*)==> until his 18 he celebrated his birthday the 17th, till he made a demand for his national identity card and discovered he was born the 14th.lolll. In fact he wasn't totally wrong as his father registered him the 17th (okayyyy, but that's not an excuse not knowin your date of birth!!!). Worse! they made a mistake in his identity card, the governement decided he should celebrate his birthday the 04th lollll , you definitely got a pb with ur birth date !!!!Last december, the 04 as I visited them (without even knowin' about the date) he was sitting on the stairs of the house, and was singing loudly to his ID happy birthday to you....definitely crazy...I suppose that's why I love him so much...
Here I am, miss.S.G, 25 years old girl, already a 1/4 of a century (I know the name of those who will throw me eggs and tomatoes and tell me to get retired...I could...as well as Bill Gates could.... I'm halfway through the retirement, except if I get incredibely rich with the daytrading or if I win in a TV game...let's time clarify us that point).
Do you like this picture?I took it on July with my mobile phone while I was with a friend at a camera dealer; she was taking photos for her passport to go to the USA, I was bored and tired (here's a girl's face with no s.. and no sleep during 24h). This pic has 2 weeks old,I was 24 years old, now I'm 25...how come? Don't think too much, I just got my birthday on august...
Now that I've introduced myself I'd like to introduce one of the special guests of this blog: my so sweet brother...look on top.